双语笑话|你输了

On her return from school，little Dolly，aged ten，was pulled on to her Daddy's knee，and informed that the fairies had that day brought a big surprise a little baby brother．She see med glad，and presently^{1 said：}

Will you give me a stamp，daddy？I want to write and tell brother Tom．

The father was touched by this，and provided^{2 the little lass with the materials to write a letter to her brother，who was away at school．Later，curious to know how she would tell the news，he took an opportunity to read what she had writen．He received something of a shock on reading the following：}

Dear Tom，

It's come off today．You've lost；it's a boy．

1．你输了

放学回到家，十岁的小多莉被拉过来坐在她父亲的膝上，她被告知那天仙女们带来了一个大大的惊奇一个婴儿小弟弟。她好像非常高兴，立刻说：

父亲，你能否给我一张邮票？我要写信告诉汤姆哥哥。

爸爸被这话感动了，他为小女孩提供了给她哥哥写信所需的各种用具，她的哥哥住在学校里。后来，想了解她是如何报告这个消息的，他找机会读了她写的信。在读到下面这两行字时，他差点儿惊呆了：

亲爱的汤姆：

今天结果出来了，你输了；是个男生。