There was once a wife so jealous that when her husband came home one night and she couldn't find hairs on his jackets she yelled at him, "Great, so now you're cheating on me with a bald woman!"The next night, when she didn't smell any perfume, she yelled again by saying, "She's not only bald, but she's too cheap to buy any perfume!"中文翻译：有位老婆嫉妒心很强，以至于有一次，他的老公在夜里回来，她在查找了他的夹克没发现头发之后，便冲着她的老公吼道：好啊，你欺骗我，你目前居然和一个秃顶的女性在一块。第二天晚上，当她没闻到任何香水味后，便又向老公吼道：她不只秃顶，而且还很穷，买不起任何香水。